i hope my surgeon has 2 arms! ...by the way, i have a pre-op consult scheduled for tues afternoon... to schedule da removal of all da extra gall i seem to have.

goodbye to da gallbladder... hello to da 4 scars on ma bellah!

not only is da bafroom broked on the space stashun... but dere seems to be huge kitteh heads peakin over da side of da moon dese dayz!

yes... this is what i need after this past weekend, an exorcism! for those of you who don't know, i spent 2 of the 3 days of our lovely holiday weekend in the hospital. i had a gallstone attack (insert "you've got a lot of gall" joke here) and it wasn't pretty.

so now i'm looking for a priest/ferret to make them go away - any suggestions?

so yeah... me too. now there's one less doctur in the world.

now if we could just take care of the lawyers

for my buddies in safety... i couldn't pass this one up.

now if someone had just put the screen back in front of the fire maybe da doggie wouldn't be covered in so much soot!

'nuff said.

caption contest!!!

this is one of the greatest pics i've seen in a long time -

it needs an equally great caption... so come on, oil up those creative minds and leave your caption in the comments section

you know you have something to say!!

...your mudder wus a hamsteh, and your fadder smelt of elderberries!

now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!

oh an happie mudders day on sundaies.

employee appreciation week????

i thot it wuz kitteh appreciation week... thas wy we got da free pizza!

dangit... busted again by da man!

when is kitteh appreciation week...? can i has cheezburger den?

ooooohhh! a choklat lake, how wonnerful! i can sticks my face in it and slurps it all up... it will be like huge iced mocha, like the biggest bottle of hershey syrup eveh! like melted choklat chippies... wait, dis not choklat... is not even fud!

you trick-ed me.

in honor of our vice president who is scheduled to bring cookies to our workplace today... we have a kitteh cookie pic.

let's hope he doesn't have dis problem.

very brave... in fact next door is a hot wings place, that i'm gonna strut past, and then after that i'm gonna cross the road. take that!

i iz berry brave indeed.